twJO #11
Posted: August 25, 2012 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »1.29.12
12:02 a.m. Luke: Hey I left a piece of biscotti near the phone. You probably tossed it, but if you didn’t, don’t.
12:52 a.m. John: Sorry brosive. I threw it in the street.
twJO #10
Posted: April 30, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »4.17.11
6:54 p.m. John: Sex towel.
6:55 p.m. Stephen: Ok.
6:58 p.m. John: It’s the towel you put down when you bang a chick on the rag.
11:20 p.m. Stephen: I understand.
11:20 p.m. Stephen: I can finally solve this bizarre crossword puzzle…but…how did you know?
twJO #9
Posted: April 16, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »4.15.11
3:24 p.m. Eric: You looked awesome last night.
3:25 p.m. John: Thanks dude. So did you. Wow.
3:25 p.m. Eric: Who were you wearing?
3:27 p.m. John: Douche and Banana
twJO #8
Posted: March 8, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »3.5.11
9:16 p.m. Nootch: Good Call on Fiore. This place is good shit, even for two picky guineas.
9:19 p.m. John: Bafangoll?
twJO #7
Posted: March 3, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »3.3.11
10:06 p.m. John: Jayne will never have my number. go tell dat.
twJO #6
Posted: March 3, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »3.3.11
8:41 p.m. Dave: Hey remember when I dumped a full beer on the floor and you had to clean it up?
8:41 p.m. John: Eat a bowl of dicks.
twJO #5
Posted: February 24, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »2.23.11
7:57 p.m. Eric: Not too many people have your number huh?
8:00 p.m. John: Ha. Nope.
twJO #4
Posted: February 18, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »2.14.11
5:15 p.m. John: This John O. I’ll meet you whenever wherever.
5:16 p.m. Clare: Oh hi! OK, the place I said in THe email, 545.
5:17 p.m. Clare: NOw text something funny. DAnce monkey dance! 
5:20 p.m. John: Tapeworms are fun.
twJO #3
Posted: February 14, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »2.14.11
2:12 p.m. Kari: Happy Valentine’s Day Johnny! How many people are sending you texts to get you to throw some gems their way for eric’s site?
2:13 p.m. John: Just Chiara. So weird.
2:15 p.m. Kari: You’re famous, i’d roll with it. The man, the legend. Plus, look what internet celebrity has done for a lot of people. Get rich.
2:16 p.m. John: True dat I guess
2:16 p.m. Kari: You’ll be the next keyboard cat.
2:17 p.m. John: I’m already a pussy.
twJO #2
Posted: February 14, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »2.14.11
12:44 a.m. Chiara: Hey, say something funny so I can post something on “texts with John Owens.”
12:52 a.m. John: Sometimes you take a piss with a shit.
12:55 a.m. Chiara: That’ll do.
12:57 a.m. John: Sweet. Send me the link. We could get famous off this shit.
1:00 a.m. Chiara: You realize Pavony started this already, right? textswithjohnowens.com
1:12 a.m. John: Omg my life sucks.
